CHARACTERS:
Howbacca
Darth Carter
Obi-Kev Kanobi
Bone Solo
Rok Stagewalker

Bone Solo and Obi-Kev Kanobi are practicing their dance steps in the studio.

BONE - OH MY GOD!! I'M BACK AGAIN!! HA!HA!

OBI-KEV - Shut up and dance.

Howbacca comes running in.

HOWBACCA - YOU GUYS!!!

BONE - Yo, what's wrong D? Why you trippin'?

HOWBACCA - (wink)Nick is missing! (wink)

OBI-KEV - He's probably just plaing video games or something.

BONE - Or eating. HA!!

HOWBACCA - I'm serious! Something's happened to him.(wink)

Rok Stagewalker comes running in.

ROK - N Sync's new video is number 1.... again! Until we win more awards, we are vulnerable. N Sync is too well equipped and more dangerous than we realize.

OBI-KEV - Dangerous to Five but not to this Backstreet Boy.

ROK - N Sync will continue to gain support -

BONE - N Sync will no longer be a concern of ours.

Rok runs away roaring.

BONE - I have just received word that our new video kicked ass.

HOWBACCA - That's impossible.(wink wink)

BONE - Our video is now the ultimate power in television. I suggest we use it.

Darth Carter comes in. (They don't know it's Nick)

DARTH - Don't be too proud of this boy band terror you've constructed. The ability to harmonize and dance is insignificant next to the power of the Nintendo.

HOWBACCA - Don't try and frighten us with your video game ways.

OBI-KEV - Your sad devotion to the play station is sickening to say the least.

DARTH - Your lack of good taste is disturbing.

BONE - That's enough, get out of here.

DARTH - As you wish....

He stops.

DARTH -I sense something....A presence I've not felt since.....

He turns around. Rok is there.

DARTH - Rok... I've been waiting for you. We meet again... The circle is now complete.

ROK - What?

DARTH - When I left you I was but a learner, now I am a solo artist.

ROK - Only a solo artist of evil, Darth. Your powers are weak old man.

DARTH - You shouldn't have come back. Look into my eyes.

ROK - ....NO!

They wrestle to the ground. Rok here's a voice in his head.

VOICE - Use the mic, Rok.

Rok hits Darth over the head with his microphone.

Darth falls off him.

He climbs to his feet.

DARTH - Rok....Rok.....I am Nick Carter.

ROK - GASP!!

THE END

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