10. There's a guy named Abs in your group.

9. You have one hit and think you're all that.(*coughs* Mandy Moore*)

8. You wear turtle necks every chance you get.

7. You have an afro... and you're white.

6. You once had a wild passion for Elton John.

5. You still wear spandex.

4. You're a teenybopper.

3. You've never said the phrase, "I suck."

2. You think diet Dr. Pepper really does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.

1. You eat low fat food and can't taste the difference.