10. His goat and 'stache are always slightly crooked.

9. His sekky talky parts.

8. He never can seem to find a suitable hairstyle.

7. He wore a skirt... and seemed to enjoy it.

6. He always looks horny.

5. Anyone that boring has got to be evil.

4. He likened performing to making love. *shudders*

3. He sleeps naked.

2. He always seems to be hiding a secret.

1. Something about him is just not right.