10. Norway is in Sweden.
9. Tattoos really don't hurt that much.
8. If you're the younger sibling of a pop star, you have nothing to worry about, you'll get a record deal.
7. It's ok for two grown men to be madly in love, yet hide it from the public.
6. It is not animal cruelty to carry a chihauhau around in a backpack.
5. Good knowledge of grammer is not necessary.
4. They're always the victims of heartbeak.
3. A song doesn't have to make sense as long as it rhymes.
2. You can believe in not having sex before marriage, but still do it anyway.
1. It's not sexual.
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