10. The same Prowler turns around in your driveway at least 5 times every hour.

9. You suddenly become the star of a comic book series.

8. You find Journey CD's you don't remember buying.

7. You find drawings of yourself hung all over your walls.

6. You somehow now own every video game in the world.

5. Your mailman, milkman, UPS guy, and butler all bare a striking resemblance to each other - tall, blonde, and squeaky. Wait a minute... you never had a butler!!!!

4. Someone keeps crapping in your socks.

3. You receive love notes signed "Love, Anonymously, Nick Carter."

2. Pugs become popular strays in your yard.

1. Every morning you find Twinky wrappers scattered in the yard.