10. You keep finding tiny little whiskers in your bathroom sink.

9. There's that strange smell of cologne in your bedroom.

8. Your dog suddenly has a tattoo.

7. You could've swore you saw a leopard tip-toe past your bedroom door.

6. Every night you see a dark shadow humping your fire hydrant.

5. Every morning your driveway is littered with Mcdonald's wrappers.

4. Everytime you turn the TV on, it's on the porn channel.

3. Your house number has changed to 69.

2. Empty bottles of hair dye keep mysteriously appearing on your front lawn.

1. You wake up sore.