Some of these I made up and some I got from other places. I like to spread the wealth. Whether they're true or not... I do not know. So please don't ask. My thoughts on it are in blue.
Kevin and his girlfriend had a secret little wedding type deal cause she
was pregnant.
OH GOD!! NO!!! PLEASE DON'T LET KEVIN BREED!!!"...He's....my...son."
That baby will have huge eyebrows!!... and a pretty smile.
AJ is an alcoholic.
Could have fooled me.
All 5 members of BSB were caught in bed together with a dead cat.
Nick Carter is dating Abs from 5ive.
Somebody actually named their kid Abs?
Kevin beat up Nick Lachey because "his lips look like a giant cold sore."
Kudos to Kevin.
AJ is part squid.
.......
Lance Bass and Howie are long lost siamese twins. They were born attached by the left eye.
Nick had his brain removed and replaced with that of a goldfish.
Backstreet are talking about making a cartoon series and a movie.
Didn't the Backstreet Boys learn anything from watching the New
Kids and the spice girls falter at the hands of movies and cartoons?
The Backstreet Boys announced to the public they are gay.
A.J., Kevin, and Nick got shot by Bush's Gavin and Nigel.
Nick's name used to be Dick. His schoolmates made fun of him constantly, so he begged his parents to change it to Nick.
Kevin likes to microwave cats.
Brian didn't really have his surgery. At the time he 'had it,' he was on a romantic cruise with Mariah Carey.
Nick is leaving the band to join up with Aaron. They'll be
known as the Carter Brothers.
What an original name.
Howie is married to Brian's cousin, but cheated on her with AJ's mom.
Kevin has been quoted as saying the the new CD will be called "Love and Peace".
Nick just found out he's going to be a father... to quadruplets.
AJ wears mascara.
AJ has been arrested for DUI.
A.J. is dating a college student in IL., and is thinking
about leaving the group to be with her.
Hey, that could be me.
AJ and Kevin got into a fist fight and Kevin broke AJ's nose.
Howie wears a wig.
AJ's "nether reigons" are pierced.
......Ew.
Christina Ricci is pregnant with Nick's baby.
Howie has a belly button ring.
As a kid, Howie always wanted to be a girl.
AJ wears sun glasses when he is hung over.
So, that would be....always?
Nick died in a car accident.
Kevin is a lesbian.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Kevin and Kristin were married on June 17th at Estill County's Cathedral Domain. Here's what I've heard about it:
It was a simple ceremony with no paparazzi.
Kristin and her bridesmaids were barefoot.
You'd think Kevin could afford to buy her shoes.
Kevin wore Versace sandals .
HAHAHA!!!......oh, you're serious.
Kristin's dress was beige, as were her bridesmaids dresses.
Nick was late so he showed up in shorts.
Kevin was very emotional.
I'd pay to see Kevin weep.
AJ went up to Kev after the ceremony and told him that he was like
a brother and since he never really had much of a family he
was glad he was there...they both started crying.
Please somebody tell me you have that on tape.
AJ is a father. A long time female friend of his gave birth to a 5lb 3 oz baby girl named Alexandra Rose Mclean in California.
Brian died when he was five and came back to life.
Leighanne is pregnant.
It's not mine, is it?
Nick is engaged to Willa/Manda/Manduh/Mandu/Amanda.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The new album is to be called "Black And Blue".
Does this have something to do with what Nick looked like everyday in the studio?
N Sync's new album will be called "Red And White".
Nick is dating Christina Aquilera.
Nick broke his leg while rehearsing Shining Star.
I told you that song was evil!!
Backstreet Boys are breaking up.
AJ is in rehab.
'Tis true.
Nick is a mack daddy.
Allright, now that's just ridiculous.
Aaron Carter is a ho.
Willa Ford is trying to get back with Nick.
Album didn't do so well, eh Willa?
AJ escaped from rehab.
AJ had a relapse and is back in rehab.
Nick is involved with terrorists.
The CIA is hiding Kevin.
Aaron was given shots to stop him from going through puberty.
Kevin is having an affair with the chick from Will and Grace.
Kevin gave Sharon Stone a brain hemmorage.
AJ has crabs. He's gonna go on a new show called "MTV Crabs" and talk about it.
BSB are teaming up to do a duet with the Moffats.
Aaron Carter bought out all the Florida Backstreet concerts so he could take all his friends. The ones that sang back up on his album. All 18,000 of them.
Brian fell off a bridge.
AJ is set to star in a new movie starring himself opposite Gwen Stefani.
AJ is a porn star on the side.
Nick raped Howie in the back of the tour bus.
Kevin sells his blood for some extra cash.
Brian had to get a job in order to pay off the wedding bill.
AJ broke out of rehab, taking a nurse with him. Then he murdered her and left her body in an abandoned building.
Nick lost his genitals in a fire.
So that's where they went.
Brian and Kevin are engaged to each other.
In Kentucky it's legal to marry your cousin. Good thing they're from the south!!
AJ is the father of my baby.
I had a baby?... Who started this rumor?
Kevin is really a 400 pound spider.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
AJ is dead.
Then who was I with last night?
AJ likes to have sex with chickens.
Uh..........
Brian died in a freak pop rock accident.
Hey, it could happen.
The guys once made Howie drop acid.
Is that a drug term? Or did he literally drop a bucket of acid on the floor? I'll get back to you folks on that one.
Kevin died while horseback riding in New York. His horse got spooked and ate him.
Hey, it happens.
There was a freak fire in a hotel that killed, among others, Howie D.
NOOO!!!!!!! NOT HOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick cut his left nut off.
Brian took a vow of celibacy back in '94.
Kevin arrested for the brutal beating of AJ. "He pissed me off."
AJ busted in drug run with N Sync's JC.
Nick Carter... Aaron Carter. "He's my son!" confesses Nick.
Kevin Richardson... Nick Carter. "He's my son!" confesses Richardson.
Brian's nostrils are so big because he does crack.
Howie is plotting to kill the president so he can run for office.
Go Howie!! I support the Dorough compaign!!!
AJ was arrested for armed robery.
Nick was arrested for drunk driving.
AJ was arrested for prostitution.
Brian's son is recording a solo album.
Nick is no longer legally allowed to particiapte in writing songs.
Thank God. It's about time someone put a stop to that. Cause you know he had something to do with whatever it is they're trying to spell in 'Beautiful Woman'.
Kevin will be a guest judge on season 4 of American Idol.