Howie looks cute in overalls.
Commercials suck.
Brian is such a cutie.
Kevin doesn't seem to like Nick.
Nick used to be cute.
They all have some sort of speech problem. AJ has a lisp and a stutter. Howie stops in the middle of sentences and starts over, rephrasing them. Kevin talks really slow. Nick says "ya know" alot and he never answers questions and he does that damn shrug with his shoulders and he's just plain annoying. And Brian has an accent. Not really a speech problem. But it's cute.
Howie looks good in lipstick.
Kevin has an annoying voice.(speaking, singing, moaning,ect.)
I think Brian has a crush on AJ. When he talks about him, he gets this look of love on his face.(watch the All Access video)
AJ has a lisp.
AJ has a stutter.
Howie is absolutely adorable.
AJ can be annoying.(see All Access video)
Jesus is a Capricorn.
Aaron's voice is deeper than Nick's.
Nick has a strange accent.
In Get Down, it sounds like Brian is saying "I feel like Kevin."
Kevin's dad looks like Robert Deniro.
The Boys dress weirder everyday.
MTV sucks.
Nobody's Angel sucks.
AJ is the sexiest thing on two feet.
Nick and Howie are in love.
Nick and Brian are in love.
Nick's sister BJ looks like Marsha Brady.
In pictures, AJ's mouth is never hanging open, whereas Kevin's usually is. I've come to a conclusion on this. Kevin's mouth is always open because he is still in the middle of saying cheese.
Mandy Moore is a giant!!!
Kevin is always correcting Nick and making him look stupid.
They always make up their own words.
If you slowed down "Candy", speeded up "Baby One More Time", mixed them together, and changed the lyrics, you'd get "Oops I Did It Again".
Kevin answers almost every question. Well, he doesn't actually ANSWER it. He just goes on for three hours about something entirely different.
BSB never answers questions. Why doesn't someone yell, "Shut up and answer the damn question!!" Come on Carson, be a man!!
My coolest friend Shellbum Homnergrits sent me this little piece of funny.
"I just watched part of a concert of N Sinc's ... and needless to say I'm very perturbed. Watching them, I came to this conclusion: While I do not condone the Backstreet Boys or their behavior, I see now their superiority to N Sinc. N Sinc is the frumpy version of BSB. It is the younger, often ignored brother, striving (and failing) to be like it's older sibling.
Who exactly are they trying to fool?! Stepping sideways, hopping up and down repeatedly, and occasionally kicking and humping the air is NOT dancing! Every once in a while I see a pelvic thrust or two, but they've not the heart of the Backstreet!
Okay, let's see what we have: We have JC, who gets on my nerves. I think I lost my keys in his sweat. We have Justin who is simply a twerp. We have Chris, who is trying to be a mixture of AJ and the lead singer from Korn. We have a 40 year old redneck with red hair. And then there's Lance, who definitely has something up his sleeve... I don't know what it is .. but I am going to find out. Justin thinks Lance and him are friends... but Lance is no man's friend. He is The Beast."
Innosense sound like men.
Aaron's voice is lower than Nick's.
Howie sounds like an angel.
2 years ago, Aaron looked nothing like Nick. He looked like a squirrel. Now, they look almost exactly alike, even down to the teeth.
Chris Kirkpatrick reminds me of Howie... in an eerie way.
Get Down is the stupidest video I've ever seen. They've made some outrageously dumb videos before but this one takes the cake... and apparently Nick eats it too.
I don't think it's fair that we know Britney's bra size, but we don't know how big AJ's penis is. It's sexist I tells ya!!
Aaron Carter is on his way to puberty.
The girl's in Nobody's Angel are like 30.
Brian has quite a range.
Christina Aguilera looks just like Ricky from No Authority.
Jessica Simpson's head is too big for her body.
The version of "Come On Over" that is on the radio is all about sex.
The version of "Come On Over" that is on the radio sucks.
AJ's Burger King action figure is not anatomically correct.
Kevin is starting too look a bit like Jesus. What has Brian done to him?!!!
I can hear a single note of any BSB song while flipping through the radio, and I'll now exactly what song it is and exactly what part it's at.
AJ's gone from hip hop, R&B, to punk rock crap. Give us back our AJ!!
BSB has gotten really conceited.
Nick's been looking alot happier since him and Willa broke up.
In the liner notes of all tbeir albums, they use everyone's full name, except for Nick's.
The Boys aren't the brightest fish in the pond. Good thing they still have their looks-... uh oh.
Aaron and Nick's speaking voices are almost impossible to tell apart now.
Let's face it, I Want It That Way is the coolest song EVER!... except maybe for The Call.
Howie couldn't possibly be any cuter.
Everytime Nick gets arrested, he deeply regrets it... but then goes and does it again.