I'm a pretty nice person, but I've been hosting for a long time and people can be ignorant and rude and take advantage. So I have to stress a few rules.

1)You must do your own graphics and html.
2)You must have a sample for me to see, whether it's a site up somewhere already or a screencap.
3)You must update at least once a week.
4)I will host BSB related sites ONLY. This includes girlfriends, wives, pets, underwear, etc. Also BSB awards, reviews, fan fiction, etc. The site CAN be a blog if it uses frequent BSB layouts.
5)No anime, porn, illegal files, media files, or storage for other sites. That means, if you want video, audio, or photo content, you'll need to find another place to host that stuff.
6)If your site will include a tagboard or cgi files, that's fine. But I will not, repeat, WILL NOT, host just your tagboard or cgi files or anything else. So don't ask.
7)If your site isn't up within a week, I will delete it.
8)Your url must remain bed-head.net/you. No redirects or shortcuts.

1)CGI
2)Private FTP access
3)10MB
4)you.bed-head.net and/or bed-head.net/you
5)POP email

1)I am doing you a favor. Keep that in mind.
2)I don't like writing rejection letters. If you don't get a response in a week, consider yourself denied. Feel free to brush up and try again.
3)Don't ask me to host you if you've also asked everybody and their uncle.
4)Do not, I repeat DO NOT IM/EM me asking on the status of your submission. See #2.
5)If I reply to you about wanting to host you, and you don't reply back... I will kill you. This happens more times than I care to count, and quite frankly, it's beginning to piss me off. Don't waste my fucking time. Asswads.

Breech of numbers 4 and 5 will result in me rejecting your application, banning you from all my company picnics, adding you to my hitlist, and stalking you for the rest of your life... Or maybe just beheadment.