On the bus:
HOWIE - Guys, we have to fill out these bios for our official site. They've been waiting 2 years.
AJ - ... We have an official site?
HOWIE - www.backstreetboys.com
AJ - That's an official site? Okay I guess. Since it sucks.
KEVIN - Bio?....*points to Brian* He's... my... cousin.
BRIAN - Hey! I'm a married man now!!
KEVIN - Don't you raise your voice to me!! I may be your cousin, but I am still your father!!
NICK - Huh?
BRIAN - We're from Kentucky.
HOWIE - Anyhow, back to the bios. Nicky... how much do you weigh?
NICK - Between 175 and 200. I flatulate.
HOWIE - You flatulate? You want me to put THAT?
NICK - ...Fluctuate!!
AJ - He flatulates too. Have you ever shared a room with him?
NICK - Shut up!!
AJ - You shut up!!!
Nick pushes him.
AJ - Push me again and you'll be sorry your balls ever dropped!!
HOWIE - They're supposed to drop?
Nick kicks him between the legs.
AJ - OW!! (British accent) Right up the back wheels!
He punches Nick in the face.
Nick grabs his nose.
NICK - Son of a bitch!
BRIAN - Gasp! That word is NOT in the bible.
He tosses Holy Water at Nick.
NICK - Damnit!! I'm not supposed to get Holy Water in my eye!!
He runs off.
AJ - Oh, Brian, speaking of wives. I've got bad news... Your's was a fem bot.
BRIAN - What?!
AJ - Well, I was in bed with her and -
BRIAN - What?!! That's my wife!
AJ - Not anymore, short stuff. So anyway, we were in bed and... her head just exploded.
Brian's face turns red. Then green.
Smoke shoots out of his ears and he lets out a roar.
BRIAN - ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
AJ - OH MY GOD!!! He's possessed!
HOWIE - During the past 8 years of the Backstreet Boys' existence, this has never happened before.
AJ - I guess losing his wife to me and then having her head explode all over our wet naked bodies, coupled with Nick's swearing and uncontrollable flatulance...was just too much for him.
HOWIE - Nice going Nick!
Nick comes back.
NICK - What?
AJ - Nice going. Cause of you Brian's possessed and is probably gonna sacrifice us all.
NICK - But won't he need to sacrifice a virgin?
Everyone turns and looks at Howie.
HOWIE - Hey!!!
BRIAN - ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEVIN - My... cousin is... possessed. Help him... he's... my... cousin.
BRIAN - (deep voice) I am no man's cousin!!
HOWIE - I'd just like to take this moment to thank all the fan's that have stood by us through the past 8 years of the Backstreet Boys' existence and -
AJ - Shut up Howie.
HOWIE - Yes, I would like to take my shirt off.
He takes his shirt out.
Brian screams and flops around.
He throws up on Nick's face.
NICK - AUGH!!! I'm not supposed to get puke in my eye!!
He runs off.
The devil escapes Brian and goes back into AJ's pants.
AJ - Welcome home.
THE END
P.S. I apologize for the stupid ending. Like the rest of you, I am human and sometimes I run out of funny.