ANNOUNCER - From Romancing The Bone Pictures and No Pants Attached Pictures -

KEVIN'S WIFE - A human was cloned. That human was you.

AJ - It's Aaron. He's not really your brother.

KEVIN - He's... your clone.

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Brian's son is recording a solo album.

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*Nick's mom weeping*

MOM - I'm so sorry Nick. We weren't sure what happened. We thought we just had another baby and didn't notice. I'm so sorry!! Please don't take away our house!

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NICK - I want my life back... and my brains... and my looks, while you're at it.

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ANNOUNCER - Prepare yourself for the ultimate mind trip.

BRIAN - They'll do anything to destroy the evidence. And you're the evidence.

NICK - Evidence? What's that?

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ANNOUNCER - Starring Aaron Carter.

AARON - Life is a party.

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ANNOUNCER - And Nick Carter.

NICK - You've conned the wrong man... Wait, am I supposed to say man? Am I a man? I think I am?... Am I?... Mom?...Howie, am I a man?

HOWIE - Last you showed me, ye-

*Nick elbows him*

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ANNOUNCER - The 6th Carter. Coming soon to a theater near you.